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Anarchy rules!
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Free with purchase
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One size fits all
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Slow children (sign with a picture of a running child)
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Thank God I'm an Atheist
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A little big
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Accurate stereotype
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Act naturally
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Affirmative action, equal opportunity
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Affordable housing
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Almost exactly
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Alone together
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Artificial intelligence
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Athletic scholarship
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Back to the future
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Bad health
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Balding hair
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Bankrupt millionaire
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Beginning Finnish
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Better than new
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Black light
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Budget deficit
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Business ethics
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Butthead
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California expressway
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Casual intimacy
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Catproof
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Central Intelligence Agency
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Cheerful pessimist
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Childproof
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Civil war
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Classic rock & roll
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Clean dirt
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Clearly confused
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Clearly misunderstood
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Completely unfinished
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Computer security
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Congressional action
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Congressional ethics
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Constant change
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Convenience store
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Customer satisfaction
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Definite maybe
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Department of the Interior
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Diet ice cream
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Disco music
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Dry ice
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Dry wine
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Environmentalist bumper sticker
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Exact estimate
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Express bus
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Express mail
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Fair reporting
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Fair trial
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Fast food
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Fighting for peace
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Final version
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First-strike defense
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Found missing
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Free love
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Freezer burn
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Fresh frozen
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Friendly advice
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Friendly competitor
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Friendly fire
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Full length bikini
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Fuzzy logic
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Genuine imitation
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Good grief
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Government efficiency
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Government integrity
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Government organization
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Graduate student
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Guest host
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Half dead
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Hard water
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Hazardous waste disposal
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Honest crook
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Industrial park
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Journalistic accuracy
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Journalistic integrity
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Jumbo shrimp
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Legal brief
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Legal ethics
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Legally drunk
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Liquid crystal
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Living dead
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Martial law
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Meatless hamburger
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Partly pregnant
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Passive aggression
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Peace force
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Peace officer
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PeaceMaker missile
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Plastic glasses
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Plastic silverware
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Pretty ugly
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Real fantasy
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Recently new
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Reckless caution
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Rolling stop
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Rush hour
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Same difference
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Sanitary landfill
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Second best
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Semi truck
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Semi boneless ham
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Silent scream
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Small crowd
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Student teacher
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Sweet sorrow
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Taped live
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Tax return
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Terribly pleased
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Tight slacks
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True gossip
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True story
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Unbiased opinion
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unsalted saltines
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Ventura Freeway
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10K fun run
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